If Zend puts your picture on a deck of cards, you've either arrived in the PHP world or are a terrorist. Terry Chay is a PHP Terrorist. In previous lives he was Director of Features Engineering at the Wikimedia Foundation (Wikipedia), was a "planet taker" for Automattic (WordPress) architected the 3rd largest social network in the US (Tagged), and developed the largest revenue-generating product for Plaxo (now Comcast), among other war stories.